Yorkshire Pride Lottery Draw - Week 16 (03/02/12)

The draw for Week 16 of the Yorkshire Pride Lottery took place at Lottery HQ on Kirkstall Lane on the 3rd of February 2012. We used set of balls number 8 and the machine chosen was 'Police Cell Alarm Mystery'.

Hello everyone! I trust you are all well this chilly day. I am currently feeling as if I dodged a very, very cold bullet by beating a hasty retreat from Moscow. Had I still been there I think the only hint as to my existence would have been a frozen YCCC beanie hat poking out at the top of a snow drift!

I really must stop making fun of people. No sooner had I mocked Mr. Fenton for sharing a name with a disobedient, deer-chasing dog than he gets his own back with a mighty £110 haul! If anyone would like me to have a dig at them in return for guaranteed Lottery winnings then I can be hired at the very reasonable rate of £10 per insult.

The office seems quite subdued this morning (it is now Monday). Maybe it has something to do with the tortuous cricket that Mr. Ryder is currently forcing us to endure. What on earth is going on out there? I've seen more people watching 2nd XI matches at Headingley......actually, I'm fairly certain that I've played cricket in-front of more people up at Thorp Arch. Ah well, Big D seems to have had a good weekend anyway. It mainly involved visiting a Chinese restaurant in Leyburn. The Triads are pretty active there and David is currently attempting to negotiate a deal which will see them providing all of the stewarding at Headingley in return for the right to use the Long Room as a tattoo parlour / opium den / place to store stolen electrical goods. Later this week he's off to Sicily to hear the Mafia's pitch for the stadium cleaning contract.

Ok, here we go:

£250 ROLLOVER JACKPOT